New Real Worlder, was a Porn Star.

In a flip where reality TV is a gateway for porno, porno has become a gateway for reality TV! MTV has cast Dustin Zito, AKA Spencer from FratPad for the newest season of Herpes on Parade or The Real World. It seems like they are going back to Vegas. We all know what happens in Vegas, gets video taped and shown to millions of people. Well Zito is 24, and has done a lot of thangs with guys on the Internet. In Fact, he has made love to a Pumpkin, what an upstanding guy. So, Peter Peter the Pumpkin Fucker will be on the 25th season of The Real World, and I thought Jersey Shore was the classiest thing to be on MTV. I was wrong. Oh, Welcome Back Near Gay Porn!
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